Quotes August 21, 2017


 
 
 
 
Courtesy of Unknown and Anonymous at the Chive:
 
 
 
 
People that say go big or go home probably highly underestimate your willingness to go home.
 
 
 
 
I’m going to wait until the year 2020 to get a lasik procedure in the hopes of huge promotional discounts.
 
 
 
 
Net neutrality can’t be fought without net neutrality.
 
 
 
 
If we colonize other planets, synchronizing our calendars will be a nightmare.
 
 
 
 
Cigarette companies should be leading the charge fighting cancer. Because once cancer is cured a lot more people would smoke.
 
 
 
 
I stare at a Microsoft screen all day to pay for a smaller Apple screen I stare at all night.
 
 
 
 
If I write “etc.”, I’m usually just out of examples of whatever I was listing.
 
 
 
 
Actors get paid more to pretend to go to space than actual astronauts do to go to space.
 
 
 
 
Strict parents raise the best liars.

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