Quotes August 23, 2017


 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
Classic’s:

1. Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

 
 
2. People my age are so much older than me.
 
 
3. I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find bacon seeds.
 
 
4. I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today, it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.

 
 
5. “I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect.”
Doug Sanders, Pro Golfer

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