Quotes August 23, 2017



1. Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

2. People my age are so much older than me.
3. I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find bacon seeds.
4. I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today, it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.

5. “I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect.”
Doug Sanders, Pro Golfer

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