I used to know these two brothers who looked exactly alike, except one was missing an eye.
They were dentical twins.
They say don’t judge a book by it’s cover, but that’s exactly what f*cking covers are for.
I don’t have a lot of money, but if my childhood self heard I own my own WiFi network, HD widescreen TV and all the music and movies I want via streaming, he’d think I was the next Bill Gates.
If you think about it, a plastic bag is a modern-day tumbleweed.