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Quotes May 02, 2019

A man went into a bookstore and complained…

“I bought this book from you yesterday, ‘Cowards in History’ and all the pages fell out!”

The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”
 
 
 
 
I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.

The pages are all BLANK!!!

I have no words to express my outrage.
 
 
 
 
I got my first full-time job, but I could have sworn I was making more money in college while working for my parents as their daughter.
 
 
 
 
One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg.

He pointed at the egg and asked the children, “What’s in here?”

“I know, I know!” a little boy exclaimed, “Pantyhose!”
 
 
 
 
The golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer.

“I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee-shot hit one of your hens and killed it. Can I replace the hen?”

“I don’t know about that,” replied the farmer, mulling it over. “How many eggs a day do you lay?”
 
 
 
 
Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.
 
 
 
 
My pregnant daughter and her husband were checking out a new birth facility that was more like a spa. The birthing room had a hot tub, soft music, and candlelight.

“What do you think?” she said

He looked around. “Isn’t this how we got here in the first place?”
 
 
 
 

Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
 
 
 
 
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”

Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair.”

Little Johnny is relieved, “Okay, Mrs Roberts, good to know. By the way, I didn’t do my homework last night.”
 
 
 
 
My friend Jim told me that when he asked his wife where she wanted to go on vacation, she said that being married to him was a vacation.

When I commented that was a nice thing to say to him, Jim replied, “Well, actually, what she said was I was the ‘last resort.'”
 
 
 
 
A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband.

“Do I look fat in this dress?” the wife asks.

“Do I look dumb in this shirt?” the husband replies.
 
 
 
 
An Irishman by the name of O’Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick’s Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real.

The young lass, on learning it wasn’t real, returned to her future husband and protested vehemently about his cheapness.

“It was in honor of St. Patrick’s Day,” he smiled. “I gave you a sham rock.”
 
 
 
 
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip consultant.
 
 
 
 
I’ve started a new exercise program.

I do twenty sit-ups every morning.

That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times…
 
 
 
 
What is the name of the first electricity detective?

Sherlock Ohms!
 
 
 
 
Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?”

Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc.”

Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order.”

Patient: “You told me to avoid people who irritate me.”
 
 
 
 
“Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?”
“No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza.”

“Did I dial the wrong number?
“No sir, Google bought the pizza store.”

“Oh, alright then. I’d like to place an order please.”
“Okay sir, do you want the usual?”

“The usual? You know what my usual is?”
“According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.”

“Okay, that’s what I want this time too.”
“May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?”

“No, I hate vegetables.”
“But your cholesterol is not good.”

“How do you know?”
“Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.”

“You know what, I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and everyone else having all my information! I’m going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me!”

“I understand sir. But you may want to renew your passport… it expired 5 weeks ago.”

Quotes May 01, 2019

Allow children to be happy in their own way, for what better way will they find?
Samuel Johnson
 
 
 
 
People underestimate their capacity for change. There is never a right time to do a difficult thing.
John Porter
 
 
 
 
Perhaps this is the moment for which you have been created.
Esther 4:14
 
 
 
 
I’m going to make everything around me beautiful—that will be my life.
Elsie de Wolfe
 
 
 
 
Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
Dr. Suess
 
 
 
 
Sometimes on the way to a dream you get lost and find a better one.
Anonymous
 
 
 
 
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
Unknown

Quotes April 30, 2019

“Brains have been washed, wheels have been greased, fear has been mongered.”
from the movie “Isle of Dogs”
 
 
 
 
Detachment doesn’t mean not caring. It’s taking care of yourself first and letting others take responsibility for their actions without trying to save or punish them.
CounselingRecovery.com
 
 
 
 
Her tragedy was that she never fitted into the real world as well as she fitted into the world on screen
Graham Daseler on the life and death of Marilyn Monroe
 
 
 
 
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first and is waiting for it.”
Terry Pratchett
 
 
 
 
These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb.
Najwa Zebian
 
 
 
 
Normality is a paved road: it’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow.
Vincent van Gogh
 
 
 
 
You are my blue crayon, the one I never have enough of, the one I use to color my sky.
a.r. asher
 
 
 
 
If you are more fortunate than others, it’s better to build a longer table than a taller fence.
Unknown
 
 
 
 
The best apology is changed behavior.
Unknown
 
 
 
 
When the devil keeps on asking you to look at your past, there must be something good in the future he doesn’t want you to see.
Unknown

Quotes April 29, 2019

Courtesy of Gretchen Rubin

 
 
“Failure after long perseverance is much grander than never to have a striving good enough to be called a failure.”
George Eliot, Middlemarch
 
 
“…that best portion of a good man’s life, his little, nameless, unremembered, acts of kindness and of love.”
William Wordsworth
 
 
“To be happy at home is the ultimate result of all ambition, the end to which every enterprise and labour tends.”
Samuel Johnson
 
 
“How selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature, which interest him in the fortunes of others, and render their happiness necessary to him, though he derives nothing from it, except the pleasure of seeing it.”
Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments
 
 
“No human face is exactly the same in its lines on each side, no leaf perfect in its lobes, no branch in its symmetry. All admit irregularity as they imply change; and to banish imperfection is to destroy expression, to check exertion, to paralyze vitality. All things are literally better, lovelier, and more beloved for the imperfections which have been divinely appointed, that the law of human life may be Effort, and the law of human judgment, Mercy.”
John Ruskin
 
 
“The late summer sun slanted across the piney slopes, and the air was full of fragrance, and the click of the ancient hand-turned balls made an easy music. A big farm woman brought us tea and bread, and pots of wild green honey. It was one of the most idyllic moments I have ever known, very sharp, like a Breughel painting.”
M.F.K. Fisher, The Gastronomical Me
 
 
“When you enter an art gallery or an antique shop, you see what you hope will surprise and delight you, but a bookstore does not show what it is selling…It is from the collective impression, from the sight of many books wedged together on many shelves, that the mysterious good feel comes. Is there something that leaks out of the closed books, some subliminal message about culture and aspiration?”
Janet Malcom, “Three Sisters”
 
 
“Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it. Be cool at the equator; keep thy blood fluid at the Pole. Like the great dome of St. Peter’s, and like the great whale, retain, O man! in all seasons a temperature of thine own.”
Herman Melville, Moby Dick
 
 
“What you see and hear depends a good deal on where you are standing: it also depends on what sort of person you are.”
C. S. Lewis, The Magician’s Nephew
 
 
“The soul makes the body.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson, “The Poet”
 
 
“When your toil has been a pleasure, you have not earned money merely, but money, health, delight, and moral profit, all in one.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
 
 
“Beauty has its purposes, which, all our lives and at every season, it is our opportunity, and our joy, to divine.”
Mary Oliver, “Wordsworth’s Mountain,” Long Life
 
 
“Change was such an elusive thing. A man could say every day that he wanted to change his life, was going to change it, and every day the lament became merely a part of the life he was already living, so that the desire for change was in fact a kind of stasis that allowed the unchanged life to continue, because at least the man knew to disapprove of it, which reassured him not all was lost.”
Rachel Kushner, The Mars Room
 
 
“It takes a certain amount of effort to be miserable and another kind of effort to be happy, and I was willing to do the work of happiness. I figured even if I couldn’t make Lucy deeply happy, I could provide the kind of happiness that would seem hollow if we had the money or the time to stay in it too long…I booked Lucy a massage and had her eyelashes dyed. I took her for a pedicure. I bought her the best pate I could find in Nashville along with Spaghetti-O’s and Hungry Jack biscuits and everything else I knew she liked. We went to a bad movie and then stayed for a second bad movie. I took her shopping and bought her whatever she wanted. And she was happy, and I was happy.”
Ann Patchett, Truth and Beauty

Quotes April 28, 2019

Quotes courtesy of Lori Deschene/Tiny Buddha


 
 
“You can’t calm the storm, so stop trying. What you can do is calm yourself. The storm will pass.”
Timber Hawkeye
 
 
“The key to being happy is knowing you have the power to choose what to accept and what to let go.”
Dodinsky
 
 
“It’s not your job to like me—it’s mine.”
Byron Katie
 
 
“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.”
Lou Holtz
 
 
“The most confused we ever get is when we try to convince our heads of something that we know in our hearts is a lie.”
Karen Moning
 
 
“The world always seems brighter when you’ve just made something that wasn’t there before.”
Neil Gaiman
 
 
“Ring the bells that still can ring. Forget your perfect offering. There is a crack, a crack in everything. That’s how the light gets in.”
Leonard Cohen
 
 
“Don’t change your body to get respect from society. Instead let’s change society to respect our bodies.”
Golda Poretsky
 
 
“The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
 
 

“In case no one told you today:
 You’re beautiful. You’re loved. You’re needed. You’re alive for a reason. 
You’re stronger than you think. You’re going to get through this. 
I’m glad you’re alive. Don’t give up.”
Unknown

Quotes April 27, 2019

Most people will say, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

An engineer will say, “If it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.”
 
 
 
 
One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church’s foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

“Father Donovan,” the boy asked, “what is this?

“Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service,” the priest explained. They stood together quietly, staring at the memorial plaque.

Little Davey softly asked, “Which service? The 9:00 or the 10:30?”
 
 
 
 
Grandma, who was becoming an evermore intimidating personality as the years went on, was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife.

“You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, ring my doorbell.”

“Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?” the grandson asked.

“You’re coming empty handed?”
 
 
 
 
When I am told, “You’ll regret that in the morning”, I don’t let it bother me.

Being a problem solver, I just sleep in till noon.
 
 
 
 
Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, “Say, is this really a healthful place?”

“It sure is,” the cabby replied. “When I arrived here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed.”

“That’s wonderful!” said the tourist, “How long have you been here?”

“I was born here.”
 
 
 
 
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family…

… in another city!
 
 
 
 
After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order. They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled.

The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means should be employed should they become severely injured.

Tom spoke up, “I don’t want my life regulated by some machine. I just can’t stand the idea of receiving my nourishment from a bottle.”

Sarah took Tom’s words to heart. When they got home, she cut the TV cord and dumped out all of Tom’s beer.
 
 
 
 
My new friend has a very Irish name…

O’Really?
 
 
 
 
The Priest was shaking hands after his sermon, My grandma said, “Reverend that was the longest sermon I’ve ever listened to, it was boring as well.”

The Priest was surprised and I wanted to mend fences so I told him, “Father, pay no attention to her, she only repeats what she hears other people saying.”
 
 
 
 
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife… she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.”

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, “Better think it over… women like that are hard to find.”
 
 
 
 
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife didn’t wake him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
 
 
 
 
Father: You did well with your chores this week, how would you like a shiny new quarter?

Son: I’d rather have a dirty old dollar!
 
 
 
 
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”

“Thanks,” said the employee.

“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”

“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”
 
 
 
 
While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He addressed the men, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”

Tom, smiling but looking a little nervous, leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s self-rising flour, right?”
 
 
 
 
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
 
 
 
 
Patient- Dr. How much it will cost me to extract my two teeth?
Dentist- $300 US dollars

Patient- How much time it will take?
Dentist- Five minutes

Patient- Five minutes only & it’s $300 US dollars! Don’t you think that is too expensive?
Dentist- I can do it in 30 minutes if you want?
 
 
 
 
As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store’s PA system…

“If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining… Towels are located in aisle five.”

Quotes April 26, 2019

Army Infantry: An Army grunt stands in the rain with a pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having marched 15 miles, and says, “This sucks.”

Army Ranger: An Army Airborne Ranger stands waist deep in the rain with a pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 30 miles, and says with a smile, “This sucks just fine!”

Army Special Forces: A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, pack on his back,
weapon in hand, after swimming to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, while biting the head of a snake “This really sucks, I wish it could suck more…..”

Air Force: An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down,
looks down at the soldiers below and says: “Sure sucks down there!”

Navy: A Naval Officer, sips his coffee, eats a donut on the bridge of the ship as it rains outside looks to the shore and says: “Sure does suck over there.”

Air Force Officer: An Air Force officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned,
carpeted BOQ room and says to his friend, “Man.. Cable’s out! This sucks!”

U.S. Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a “4.”
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
14. There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.
15. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
16. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.
The last three rules are courtesy of General Mattis.


Navy SEALS Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

Ten rules to live by: (From Admiral Bill McCraven)
Start your day with a task completed
You cannot go it alone
Only the size of your heart matters
Life is not fair, drive on.
Failure can make you stronger
You must dare greatly
Stand up to bullies
Rise to the occasion
Give people hope
Never, ever quit

U.S. Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from “Higher” to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

U.S. Army Rules:
1. Select a new beret to wear.
2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

U.S. Army Special Forces Rules:

1. Always look cool.
2. Always know where you are.
3. If you do not know where you are – look cool.

US Air Force Rules:

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what’s on HBO.
4. Ask “what is a gunfight?”
5. Request more funding from Congress with a “killer” Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ‘key’ Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets “strategic” and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.

US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
4. Deploy the Marines.

Quotes April 25, 2019

We have seen what we thought was unseeable.
Sheperd Doeleman,
astrophysicist and director of the Event Horizon Telescope project, when unveiling the first picture of a black hole on April 10
 
 
 
 
Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way.
Douglas Pagels,
writer
 
 
 
 
The tragedy of a thoughtless man is not that he doesn’t think, but that he thinks that he’s thinking.
Andrzej Majewski,
writer and photographer
 
 
 
 
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
Will Rogers,
actor, humorist, social commentator
 
 
 
 
[Human evolution] just got even messier, more complicated and a whole lot more interesting.
Matt Tocheri,
anthropologist, about the recent discovery of a previously unknown human species
 
 
 
 
It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it.
Lou Holtz,
former football player, coach and analyst

 
 
 
 
Stress is caused by being ‘here’ but wanting to be ‘there.’
Eckhart Tolle,
spiritual teacher
 
 
 
 
There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinger,
former US secretary of state
 
 
 
 
Our nation will succeed or fail to the degree that all of us — citizens and businesses alike — are active participants in building strong, sustainable and enriching communities.
Arnold Hiatt,
corporate executive
 
 
 
 
Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more.
H. Jackson Brown Jr.,
author
 
 
 
 
Do your little bit of good where you are; it’s those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.
Desmond Tutu,

 
 
 
 
Happiest are the people who give most happiness to others.
Denis Diderot,
philosopher
 
 
 
 
Every attempt to reach new milestones holds opportunities for us to learn, adjust and progress.
Jim Bridenstine,
NASA administrator, after Israel’s Beresheet spacecraft crashed on the moon
 
 
 
 
If you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you’ll die a lot of times.
Dean Smith,
college basketball coach
 
 
 
 
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
Hans Selye,
endocrinologist and stress researcher

Quotes April 24, 2019

“Sometimes when you get disappointment it makes you stronger.”
David Rudisha
 
 
 
 
“Assuming is the root of all disappointments.
Rogienel Reyes
 
 
 
 
“One’s best success comes after their greatest disappointments.”
Henry Ward Beecher
 
 
 
 
“Disappointment is really just a term for our refusal to look on the bright side.”
Richelle E. Goodrich
 
 
 
 
“Disappointment is just the action of your brain readjusting itself to reality after discovering things are not the way you thought they were.”
Brad Warner
 
 
 
 
“Disappointment is a sort of bankruptcy- the bankruptcy of a soul that expends too much in hope and expectation.”
Eric Hoffer
 
 
 
 
“The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way.”
Robert Kiyosaki
 
 
 
 
“Most things disappoint till you look deeper.”
Graham Greene
 
 
 
 
“Suspense is worse than disappointment.”
Robert Burns
 
 
 
 
“Disappointment is the nurse of wisdom.”
Sir Bayle Roche
 
 
 
 
“It was one of those times you feel a sense of loss, even though you didn’t have something in the first place. I guess that’s what disappointment is- a sense of loss for something you never had.”
Deb Caletti, the Nature of Jade
 
 
 
 
“There’s only so many times you can allow someone to let you down before you will no longer tolerate being disappointed. When things go wrong between two people, something has got to give. You get to the point where you get tired of being the only one trying to fix things, it’s not giving up, it’s realizing you had enough. You’ve got to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts.”
Brigitte Nicole
 
 
 
 
“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”
William Shakespeare
 
 
 
 
“If I am to meet with a disappointment, the sooner I know it, the more of life I shall have to wear it off.”
Thomas Jefferson
 
 
 
 
“We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment.”
Jim Rohn
 
 
 
 
“Forgiving does not erase the bitter past. A healed memory is not a deleted memory. Instead, forgiving what we cannot forget creates a new way to remember. We change the memory of our past into a hope for our future.”
Louis B. Smedes
 
 
 
 
“Love may forgive all infirmities and love still in spite of them: but Love cannot cease to will their removal.”
“I think that if God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him.”
C.S. Lewis
 
 
 
 
“Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself.”
Harriet Nelson

Quotes April 23, 2019

Courtesy of Claudia Hall Christian Everyday Kindness

 
 
“Toxic people will not be changed by the alchemy of your kindness. Yes, be kind. But move on swiftly and let life be their educator.”
Brendon Burchard
 
 
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.”
Albert Einstein
 
 
Take a breath. Find some peace. Be kind.
 
 
The book about this time has not been written. Be kind. You can change the plot of this time — one kind act at a time.
 
 
Yes, it’s dark out there. Shine on. The world needs your light right now
 
 
Fear is a liar. That’s just a fact. By being kind to yourself and everyone around you, you will find the truth again. Just try it. Be kind.
 
 
Be kind. Asshole and Troll is already taken. There can never be too much kindness.
 
 
Look at yourself in the mirror and repeat after me: I see you. I know how hard you try. You matter to me. Hang in there. Things get better with time. Promise. Now, repeat it to everyone you know — you see them, they matter, you see how hard they try — and to hang in there.
 
 
The world is a large place. The universe is sharing her secrets with us. Be kind. Share the beauty within you and without.
 
 
The first sight you saw was light. So many of us only see darkness now. Ask yourself: What have I allowed to keep me from the light that is my birth right?
 
 
So many people feel as if their lives are dark right now. Be kind to someone else. Do one act of kindness. You will see the light return to your life.
 
 
You weren’t put on this planet to worry and fret. You’re here to do magic shit! Time to get some magic shit done.
 
 
We’re all opening to the light. Be kind.
 
 
Depair = Anger + Fear. If you’re feeling despair, you’re afraid somewhere. Take some time to look into your fear — and always remember fear is a liar. Let it go. Find your hope because Anger + Hope = Action.
 
 
Do one act of kindness each day of the year, and change 365 lives.
 
 
Every life is made up of moments of light and dark. What you focus on makes your life feel light or dark. Look for the light. Live in the light