Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
Paper cut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you.
With love, the floor.
“But to him, he was getting a new chance at an old fantasy, the greener side of the fence in his memories. When he finally climbed over, he ended up knee-deep in the same tough grass he couldn’t stomach before.”
Like Souls Series (Books 1-4)
by Val Conrad
“The tires are new, so they have plenty of tread to wear off. The thunks are from rocks thrown up by the tires and are usually harmless. The springs should survive. But if you feel a jarring vibration and hear a loud clang, that’s real trouble. When a drive shaft or differential hits a boulder, the boulder almost always wins.”
Hallelujah Is Dying
by Michael Arches
She smiled that sweet smile that frightened him more than the sound of a shotgun being racked on a dark night.
Wild Horse Springs