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Quotes January 07, 2020

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With all the scientists in Hell, there’s probably air conditioning there now.
Everyone is an IT guy in their grandma’s eyes.
The thought of owning a bunch of dogs sounds amazing until you walk into the home of a person that owns a bunch of dogs.
Elevators are the loading screens of life.
Maybe we are in a simulation, and they make a few people actually experience a flat earth just to mess with us.
Owning a dragon doesn’t sound as cool anymore when you think of all the shit you’d have to clean up.
If it wasn’t for smokers, it would have been many years until we could have charged our phones in cars.
Sneezing while driving is seriously underrated as far as frightening events go.
The people who say “life’s not fair, get over it” are usually the people who are directly making life unfair.
The number 0 is like a portal from the positive world to the negative world.
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