Images February 14, 2017




During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. 
One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
“I work at the end of a belt,” I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”
Skip Parker
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.


What did one boat say to the other? “Are you up for a little row-mance?”



@FirstDateHell dates.

• He couldn’t remember my name, so he asked if I would mind if he just called me Amy instead.

• In a restaurant, she said she did a great impression of a fax 
machine. Then she beeped loudly while unraveling a napkin from 
her mouth.

• He said, “From your photo, I thought you were too good for me. I’m glad to see you’ve got flaws.” Then he listed them.



Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.
Lord Byron



Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno