During college, I worked on a conveyor belt.
One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
“I work at the end of a belt,” I said.
With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”
Skip Parker
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
Unknown
What did one boat say to the other? “Are you up for a little row-mance?”
Unknown
@FirstDateHell dates.
• He couldn’t remember my name, so he asked if I would mind if he just called me Amy instead.
• In a restaurant, she said she did a great impression of a fax machine. Then she beeped loudly while unraveling a napkin from her mouth.
• He said, “From your photo, I thought you were too good for me. I’m glad to see you’ve got flaws.” Then he listed them.
Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.
Lord Byron
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
