Quotes April 14, 2022

Shower Thoughts via Reddit:
“Ordering fast-food through DoorDash/Uber Eats breaks the whole point of fast food. It’s expensive and delayed.”
“Taking the first bite of a burger is the only way to know where the front is.”
“There’s a good chance that major historical conflicts were avoided not by world leaders in meetings, but their interpreters momentarily deciding to mistranslate the conversation.”
“Slugs have no right to be as aerodynamic as they are.”
“You have, most [likely], never spent a full day naked.”