Quotes April 30, 2022

“Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there f’cking it up.”
“Zero looks like a portal between negative and positive numbers.”
“People making noise while they eat is incredibly aggravating to an excruciating degree but animals crunching on food is adorable and videos with them eating are wonderful.”
“You cannot use drugs in the Olympics but you can use makeup and surgery to win Miss World and beauty contests.”
“In 100 years, people are going to fail history tests on stuff we lived through.”