Quotes August 16, 2019

The meaning of MARINES: Marines Are Respected Individuals Needed Everywhere Serving OooooRah!
Roger D. Stewart
Diplomacy is the art of saying, “Nice Doggy”, until your sniper gets the range.
As we all know so well. Each of the services has it’s own acronym… Funny thing is no body knew of one for the Air Force…. until now… A(ny) I(diot) R(eenlisting) For C(ivilian) E(mployment)
When I joined the A.F., I was so gun ho, I wanted to apply for an “In-flight Missile Mechanic”
Jose Hernandez, Jr.
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don’t speak the same language.
For instance, Take the simple phrase “secure the building”.
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
Q: What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
A trio of old veterans were bragging and jokes about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.
“My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.”
“Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.”
“I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.” “Really?
What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know.
“Nothing much.
But he would be 165 years old.”