Quotes February 23, 2020

“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
Jarod Kintz
“I have never been hurt by what I have not said.”
Calvin Coolidge
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
Graham Norton
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.”
Bill Murray
“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
Greg Tamblyn
“It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.”
Carrie Underwood
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
Tom Clancy
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
“The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.”
Demetri Martin
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”
Steven Wright
“I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”