Quotes July 21, 2018

George Carlin Quotes

 
 
 
 
“I think people should be allowed to do what they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work.”
 
 
 
 
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”
 
 
 
 
“How is it possible to have a civil war?”
 
 
 
 
“When you step on the brakes, your life is in your foot’s hands.”
 
 
 
 
“Think off-center.”
 
 
 
 
“I often warn people: ‘Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no ‘I’ in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an ‘I’ in independence, individuality, and integrity.”
 
 
 
 
“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
 
 
 
 
“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
 
 
 
 
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.”