Quotes June 04, 2018

All quotes courtesy of theCHIVE

You know you had a good break from work when you come back and can’t remember any passwords.
 
 
 
 
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you aren’t alone is either the best or the worst feeling.
 
 
 
 
Smelling is just breathing normally and thinking about it more.
 
 
 
 
They should make a Florida Man video game. Think GTA but your tasks and weapons are based on real headlines.
 
 
 
 
January 1st 2000 is now the fake DOB used to get past age verification sites.
 
 
 
 
When people are annoyed that a business is closed on a holiday, they are basically annoyed that someone is treating their employees well.
 
 
 
 
“One of the servers just died.” In IT, that’s pretty bad. In a restaurant, that’s REALLY bad.
 
 
 
 
If someone guessed the year the world would end correctly they wouldn’t get the credit they deserved.
 
 
 
 
Goths must be so annoyed that it’s now mainstream to hate life and other people.
 
 
 
 
Buying an ipad to replace a laptop is trading port ability for portability.
 
 
 
 
We’ll really know inflation when we need to pay more than 99 cents for an Arizona Tea.
 
 
 
 
Why is “Sean” pronounced as “Shawn” instead of “Seen” but “Dean” is pronounced “Deen” instead of “Dawn”?
 
 
 
 
If you place a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room you can wirelessly transmit water.