Quotes March 18, 2017

James Thomas “Jimmy” Fallon (born September 19, 1974) is an American comedian, television host, actor, singer, writer, and producer.


“‘Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.”


“Thank you… motion sensor hand towel machine, you never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot.”


“Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.”



“I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.”



“Researchers tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn’t get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, ‘Thank you?’”



“The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”



“I want to be a dad. That’s floating to the top of my list. I think it’s such an important thing. I’m at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, ‘Is it like a puppy?’ And they go, ‘It’s 10 times a puppy.’”



“I’d be nothing without my wife. She’s the coolest. She’s the greatest. She is the smartest. She’s the funniest. I love her so much. She’s like the – it’s like your best friend for the rest of your life.”


“You only think of the best comeback when you leave.”


“When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this.”
Jimmy Fallon



Edward Thomas “Tom” Hardy[1] (born 15 September 1977)[2] is an English actor and producer.
“I’m from East Sheen, I went to public school where I learned Latin at the age of nine, and certain expectations were made of me to go to St. Paul’s, Oxbridge maybe, and all that kind of thing. And I failed systematically to meet the mark – who I am and what I should have been are two very different things.”


“It doesn’t matter who you are. What matters is your plan.”



“It is not the violence that sets a man apart, it is the distance he is prepared to go.”



“Within the creative arts you can create things and destroy things. Passion creates and destroys.”



“There’s always a certain pride in getting a job done properly.”


“Responsibility has a cost, and there’s no such thing as a perfection.”
Tom Hardy