Tag: Hallowwen puns

Quotes October 31, 2019

Halloween puns courtesy of Country Living

“Love at first bite.”
“Fangs for the memories.”
“I’m a pain in the neck.”
“So long, sucker.”
“It’s in my blood.”
“You make me batty.”
“I have an account at the blood bank.”
“Have a fang-tastic Halloween.”
“You’re just my (blood) type.”

“Basic witch.”
“If the broom fits, fly it.”
“Resting witch face.”
“Witchful thinking.”
“You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”

“The ghostess with the mostest.”
“Ghouls just want to have fun”
“I’m here for the boos.”

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“Haunting my exes.”
“Hey boo-tiful.”
“Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.”
“Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.”
“Romeo and Ghouliet.”
“Have an eek-tastic Halloween!”

“Lazy bones.”
“Bone to be wild.”
“Laughing ’til I’m coffin.”
“Some people have no guts.”
“Bugs and hisses.”
“Do you play the trom-bone?”
“Bone appetit!”
“I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.
“No body won the skeleton race.”