A good many people feel that our present draft laws are unjust; these people are called soldiers
Pat Paulsen
(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
During the way my Granddad survived mustard gas and pepper spray.
He’s a seasoned veteran.
Those who wear sleeveless shirts like to defend the right to bare arms.
During training exercises, a lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he came across another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.
As the lieutenant pulled alongside he asked, “Is your jeep stuck, sir?”
“No,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “Yours is.”
You’d think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can’t keep their heads above water.
How Do You Play Air Force Bingo? B-52…F-16…A-10.
Which Month Do Soldiers Hate? March!
What Did the Navy Say to the Coast Guard? “We’ll SEAL you later!”
