Quotes April 17, 2022

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP!
 
 
 
 
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop, of course!
 
 
 
 
What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?
The bunny hop.
 
 
 
 
Why does Peter Cottontail go hopping down the bunny trail?
Because he’s too young to drive.
 
 
 
 
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after
 
 
 
 
Why was the Easter bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day
 
 
 
 
What do you call a rabbit that can tell a good joke?
A funny bunny.
 
 
 
 
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.