Nothing ever comes to one, that is worth having, except as a result of hard work.
Booker T. Washington,
educator, writer and orator
Every addition to true knowledge is an addition to human power.
I can prove anything by statistics — except the truth.
You would not think any duty small if you yourself were great.
Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then?
Student: My brother won’t give me any money.
“Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.”
“I came. I saw. I made it awkward.”
“Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?”