Why is a cemetery the best place to write a story? Because it has so many plots!
Why didn’t the mom let the little witch go trick or treating with her friends? She was ex-spelled from school.
What is white, black and dead all over? A zombie trick or treating in a tuxedo.
When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.
Why shouldn’t an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.
How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.
What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.
Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.
How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.
What is a vampire’s favorite halloween candy? A sucker.
How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.
Why didn’t anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck.
Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy? They don’t have the stomach for it.
What kind of car does Frankenstein drive on Halloween night? A monster truck.
What do birds give to trick or treaters? Tweets.
Where do ghosts like to trick or treat? At dead ends.
Who gives Dracula the most candy on Halloween? His fang-club.
What is a ghoul’s favorite candy flavor? Lemon and slime.
Why don’t vampires eat a lot of Halloween candy? They’re afraid of tooth decay.
What is a baby ghost’s favorite game to play on Halloween? Peek-a-boo.
What did the child say when they had to choose between their tricycle and candy? Trike or treat.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween? A goblin.
Who does a werewolf go trick or treating with? His cousins What wolf and When wolf.
Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy? In a werehouse.
What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick or tweet!”
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
What do owls say when they go trick or treating? “Happy Owl-ween!”
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? “Trick-or-feet!”
What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
What happens when a vampire tries to trick or treat in the snow? Frost bite!
What do you call two witches trick or treating together? Broommates