Tag: Bad puns & jokes

Quotes October 31, 2021

Ghouls just wanna have fun.
 
 
 
 
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
 
 
 
 
Witch-ing you a happy Halloween!
 
 
 
 
Skeleton puns are humerous.
 
 
 
 
Hark — who ghost there?
 
 
 
 
Did you hear about the poisoned Cheerios? Yup — the work of a cereal killer.
 
 
 
 
You got your treats, so bone appetit!
 
 
 
 
Creep it real.
 
 
 
 
Straight outta’ coffin.
 
 
 
 
Squad ghouls.
 
 
 
 
Bone to be wild.
 
 
 
 
Fangs for the memories.
 
 
 
 
Life is boo-tiful.
 
 
 
 
I’m just here for the candy and I scream.
 
 
 
 
“What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.”
 
 
 
 
“Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for ‘I scream.'”
 
 
 
 
“Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.”
 
 
 
 
“Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house? He had no guts.”
 
 
 
 
“What do you say when you’re having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!”
 
 
 
 
“What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos.”
 
 
 
 
“How did the great pumpkin fix his jeans? With a pumpkin patch.”
 
 
 
 
“Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.”
 
 
 
 
“Why do skeleton’s make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones.”
 
 
 
 
“Why wasn’t there any food left at the Halloween party? Everyone was goblin.”
 
 
 
 
“What did the skeleton bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.”