Quotes January 03, 2019

Courtesy of theCHIVE

 
 
 
 
More time is spent checking your speedometer while going through School Zones than actually watching for wandering schoolchildren.
 
 
 
 
Disaster movies really over estimate the average news anchors commitment to their job.
 
 
 
 
Ironically, the Internet was actually created to save us time.
 
 
 
 
If you pay to see the results of an online IQ test, then you failed the test.