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Quotes January 03, 2018

Courtesy of theCHIVE         The best liar you know is not the best liar you know.         History classes are going to get longer and harder as time goes on.         Who’s responsible for telling the highways that they are adopted?         The …

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Quotes December 21, 2017

Every now and then a man’s mind is stretched by a new idea or sensation, and never shrinks back to its former dimensions. Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr., physician and writer         Peace is not unity in similarity but unity in diversity, in the comparison and conciliation of differences. Mikhail Gorbachev, political leader …

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Quotes December 04, 2017

Courtesy of theCHIVE:         Intelligent minds presume their own ignorance. Ignorant minds presume their own intelligence.         Raising a child is basically a race against time to see if you can teach a tiny animal everything they need to know in order to avoid going to jail in under …

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Quotes November 06, 2017

        Courtesy of Unknown, Anonymous and The Chive:         I end a lot of my sentences with “just saying” because ending the sentence with “dumb ass” would probably be considered offensive.         Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of …

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