It’s a sign of the time…. it’s like being 16 again…
Gas is cheap and I’m grounded again!
S.Sovetts
My son asked me if a punch bowl is a place where you keep names of people you want to punch…
I usually keep them in my head but, keeping them in a fancy crystal bowl seems classy.
Chloe2015
We cannot allow this year to end!
That would be admitting that 2021!!!
Danny Jackson
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that you had set it free… You either married it or gave birth to it.
Merkv814
Ralph was towing his boat home from a fishing trip in Jamaica Bay when his car broke down. He didn’t have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, “Mayday, mayday.”
A Coast Guard officer came on and said, “State your location.”
“I-95, two miles south of Cranston.”
After a very long pause, the officer asked, “How fast were you going when you reached shore?”
Harry Finkelstein
In the daily briefing for the weather the weather man suggested with 100% certainty that the forecast for the afternoon call for heavy rains.
Assistant: “Are you positive, sir?”
Weatherman: “Yes indeed. I’ve lost my umbrella, I got my car washed on the way in, I’m going golfing, and my wife’s giving a lawn party.”
maryjones
My diary has had some very interesting entries during Corona-virus. As a sportsman, many of my entries during the suspension of sports have been sport oriented…
For example, here is my entry for April 17, 2020: “Day 37 of no sports. Watching birds fight over worms. Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.”
Arthur Art Will Williams
