Tag: Humour

Quotes August 15, 2018

Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.
William James,
philosopher and psychologist
 
 
 
 
Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.
M. Antoniinus
 
 
 
 
“It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes a life worth living.”
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
 
 
 
 
Education is the movement from darkness to light.
Allan Bloom
 
 
 
 
There are two kinds of light — the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures.
JAMES THURBER
 
 
 
 
“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”
Plato
 
 
 
 
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut.

Then we’ll talk about the car. ”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut. ”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair. ”

The Dad’s reply: “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?

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Quotes July12, 2018

Images February 02, 2018


 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

Mental Yoga Sunday :: Issue No. 26

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
Stephen Wright

Mental Yoga Sunday :: Issue No. 26  Favorite Long Form Reads of the Week Exhale. You’ve almost made…Mental Yoga Sunday :: Issue No. 26

Images November 13, 2017

Possibly Offensive T-shirts

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

Photographer Exposes The ‘Truth’ Behind Professional Portraits, And It May Surprise You

Photographer Exposes The ‘Truth’ Behind Professional Portraits, And It May Surprise You

Images June 11, 2017

Board Panda’s Funny Product and Instruction Tags

The Only Reason We Read These Anymore

This Top-gear T-shirt Label

The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo

Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions.

Clothing Label

This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label

My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions

This Hoodie’s Tag Has Life Instructions

Video April 24, 2017

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Just A Car Guy: Did you hear that United Airlines have some newly suggested slogans?

Source: Just A Car Guy: Did you hear that United Airlines have some newly suggested slogans?

 

 

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