Quotes July 12, 2021

Shower Thoughts via Reddit
 
 
“Co-workers in movies are co-workers in real life.”
 
 
 
 
“Standing still for 1 hour straight is excruciating while walking for 1 hour straight is relaxing.”
 
 
 
 
“Book covers are the original clickbait.”
 
 
 
 
“All books are technically remixes of the dictionary.”
 
 
 
 
“”You’ve probably never pressed number 9 on your microwave.”
 
 
 
 
“Zoom is a brand that has become synonymous with its product, like Kleenex or Frisbee.”
 
 
 
 
“If tomatoes are a fruit then pizza sauce is jam.”
 
 
 
 
“‘Tropical’ sounds awesome unless followed by ‘storm.’”
 
 
 
 
“There’s a random day of your life in which you’ve breathed the most/least.”
 
 
 
 
“We could have saved so much paper if we had made default margins narrow.”
 
 
 
 
“In a couple hundred years, more will start mistakenly assuming that Einstein or Lincoln had internet.”
 
 
 
 
“A treehouse is putting a dead tree on another tree.”