Tag: Reddit Shower Thoughts

Quotes April 30, 2022

“Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there f’cking it up.”
 
 
 
 
“Zero looks like a portal between negative and positive numbers.”
 
 
 
 
“People making noise while they eat is incredibly aggravating to an excruciating degree but animals crunching on food is adorable and videos with them eating are wonderful.”
 
 
 
 
“You cannot use drugs in the Olympics but you can use makeup and surgery to win Miss World and beauty contests.”
 
 
 
 
“In 100 years, people are going to fail history tests on stuff we lived through.”

Quotes July 12, 2021

Shower Thoughts via Reddit
 
 
“Co-workers in movies are co-workers in real life.”
 
 
 
 
“Standing still for 1 hour straight is excruciating while walking for 1 hour straight is relaxing.”
 
 
 
 
“Book covers are the original clickbait.”
 
 
 
 
“All books are technically remixes of the dictionary.”
 
 
 
 
“”You’ve probably never pressed number 9 on your microwave.”
 
 
 
 
“Zoom is a brand that has become synonymous with its product, like Kleenex or Frisbee.”
 
 
 
 
“If tomatoes are a fruit then pizza sauce is jam.”
 
 
 
 
“‘Tropical’ sounds awesome unless followed by ‘storm.’”
 
 
 
 
“There’s a random day of your life in which you’ve breathed the most/least.”
 
 
 
 
“We could have saved so much paper if we had made default margins narrow.”
 
 
 
 
“In a couple hundred years, more will start mistakenly assuming that Einstein or Lincoln had internet.”
 
 
 
 
“A treehouse is putting a dead tree on another tree.”