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A 4.9 star rating is more reliable than a 5.0 star rating.
Lisa Simpson is easily the most famous female saxophone player of all time.
The flavor of Dr. Pepper, animal crackers, and Swedish Fish are near impossible to describe, but they taste like the color they consist of.
There are probably people that are naturally gifted in something that hasn’t been invented yet.
Video games are probably the only form of media where the sequels are almost always better than the first installment.
20 years ago it was exciting to go online and talk with someone from far far away. Now it’s exciting to go online and find someone who happens to live nearby.
Water uses cloud storage.
For being fluent in over six million forms of communication, C-3PO would definitely suck at sign language.
Your future self probably considers your present self as an asshole.
People who grew up with MySpace in their teens kinda got a freebie in terms of your first major social media profile basically being wiped away
If TVs had volume in decibels instead of arbitrary numbers, it would not only prevent unexpected loud scenes, but also teach everyone how loud a decibel was.
Memory foam doesn’t remember us, it remembers itself without us. When it starts to remember us, we throw it away.
For the Grinch to have a dog, some asshole in Whoville must have thrown him in the trash.
Technically, origami is a kind of woodworking.
If people could live for 200+ years, we likely still wouldn’t be able to retire until we were 180 or something
Some people can solve a Rubix Cube faster than you can scramble it.
