Quotes March 02, 2020

“You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.”
Jim Carrey
“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”
Bill Watterson
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Les Dawson
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin
“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”
Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen)
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
Dave Barry
“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.”
Marc Maron
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Steven Wright
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
George Burns
“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Spike Milligan
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
Without rain nothing grows. Embrace the storms in your life.