Quotes November 10, 2016

Possibly Offensive, NSFW  I only know Rick through Facebook.
It’s that time. Our vocabulary is getting stale. It’s just so lame ta use all these words that we got. So we gotta get new words. Cause words are cool! So time ta open up the “RICTIONARY”.

HERE WE GO SWEETHEARTS….

CAN’TAGONIZER: One who gets mad at you when you tag them in a post.

PEZTICLE: You need the X-Rated version for this.

SLAPPITIZER: What you get before the knuckle sandwich.

GWEIRDO: 1) A person who is gay. But he’s weird too. 2) Your weird Italian friend.

DORKASARUS: An old person who is a dork.

DENOGGINATED: When you’ve lost your head.

UNSWIVELIZED: Something that’s so screwed up, and people can’t wrap their head around it.

SLITDIOT: Those flaky two faced friends.

DEFAGGOTIZE: When people try to get the gay out of your life. Like they think they can exorcise the demon or something.

DOUCHFAG: A Gay jerk.

That’s a review. And update on the RICTIONARY. Hope you are a fan of and totally get RICKCITED with a RICKSPLOSION when you read. Because a mind is a great thing ta grow.

FOR MORE WORDS, PLEASE VISIT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY! I PROMISE THEY’LL HOOK YA UP.

In any event, we’ll keep ya posted if more words sprout from the vast universe of the imagination and leap from this enchanting text called ” The RICTIONARY “.

Until Then…
Stay Lovely My Sweethearts and Friends.
Your Rockin Rick Kaiser (Rickster)
<3 <3 ((Hugs)) <3 <3

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