We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
Cicero,
philosopher
Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well to think. Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are only two types of computers in the world: those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.
Anonymous
Comedian Daniel Tosh is no fan of the expression “The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work.”
“I’ve watched The Deadliest Catch on Discovery,” he said. “I’ve never once been at work, capsized in 40-degree water, watched all my coworkers die, and been like, ‘Hey, at least we’re fishin’.’”
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
George Carlin
You can measure distance by time. “How far away is it?” “Oh, about 20 minutes.” But it doesn’t work the other way. “When do you get off work?” “Around three miles.”
Jerry Seinfeld
You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.
Chris Rock
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR execs.
Daniel J. Boorstin
