Tag: Bill Murray Groundhog Day

Quotes February 02, 2021

Phil: “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”
 
 
Phil: “What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered?” Ralph: “That about sums it up for me.”
 
 
Phil: “You want a prediction about the weather, you’re asking the wrong Phil. I’ll give you a winter prediction: It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey and it’s gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
 
 
Phil: “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”
 
 
Phil: “This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You’re hypocrites, all of you!”
 
 
Phil: “There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.”
 
 
Phil: “You know, people like blood sausage, too. People are morons.”
 
 
Phil: “Do you ever have deja vu, Mrs. Lancaster?” Mrs. Lancaster: “I don’t think so, but I could check with the kitchen.”
 
 
Phil: “This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”
 
 
Phil: “Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”
 
 
Ned: “Whew! Watch out for that first step. It’s a doozy!”
 
 
Phil: (to the groundhog) “Don’t drive angry! Don’t drive angry!”
 
 
Phil: “Well maybe the real God uses tricks, you know? Maybe he’s not omnipotent. He’s just been around so long he knows everything.”
 
 
Ned: “Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!…Now, don’t you tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.”
 
 
Rita: “Sometimes I wish I had a thousand lifetimes. I don’t know, Phil. Maybe it’s not a curse. Just depends on how you look at it.”
 
 
Phil: “This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You’re hypocrites, all of you!”
 
 
Phil: “OK, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties cause it’s cold out there. It’s cold out there every day.”
 
 
Phil: “There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
 
 

Phil: “Don’t mess with me, pork chop. What day is this?”
 
 
Phil: “You want a prediction about the weather? You’re asking the wrong Phil. I’m going to give you a prediction about this winter? It’s going to be cold, it’s going to be dark and it’s going to last you for the rest of your lives!”
 
 
Larry: “Did he actually refer to himself as ‘the talent’?”
 
 
Ned: “Ned Ryerson! ‘Needlenose Ned’? ‘Ned the Head’? Come on, buddy, Case Western High! Ned Ryerson! I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson! Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing again! Ned Ryerson! I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?”
 
 
Phil: “I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?”
 
 
Phil: “I’m a god — I’m not the God, I don’t think.”
 
 
Phil: “Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don’t you have some kind of a line that you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities? I’m both. I’m a celebrity in an emergency.”