Courtesy of Unknown:
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
I don’t want to go through that don’t kill me but make me stranger anymore.
Am I working from home or living at work?
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
I remember when things only cost an arm.
If you see me talking to myself, I’m just getting expert advice.
I don’t mind getting older but my body is taking it badly.
I survived the 60’s twice!
I remember being able to get up without sound effects.
It’s weird being the same age as old people.
Being Twenty in the 70’s was more fun than being Seventy in the 20’s.
I don’t have my ducks in a row.
I have squirrels. And they are everywhere!
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
I came, I saw, I forgot what I came for.
Real cars don’t shift themselves.
