Q. Why can’t you run through a campground?
A. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Want to hear something terrible?
See? I told you it was tear-able.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game…
bluebird of bitterness Sunday funnies
A Scotsman who was planning a trip to the Holy Land was aghast when he learned that it would cost sixty dollars an hour to rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.
“In Scotland it wouldn’t have been more than twenty,” said the Scotsman.
“Yes,” said the travel agent, “but remember, the Sea of Galilee is water on which Jesus himself walked.”
The Scotsman said, “Well, at sixty dollars an hour for a boat, it’s no wonder he walked.”