If you can’t handle me at my worst then you probably can’t handle me at my best either. My best is just me at my worst with lipstick and brushed hair.
Deja Napolean
A police recruit was asked during the exam,
“What would you do if you had to arrest your
own mother?”
Then He answered, “Call for backup.”
I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today,it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.
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