Tag: Humor

Perceptions August 25, 2016

That is the true perfection of man, to find out his imperfections.
St. Augustine,
philosopher and theologian

“As soon as you stop wanting something you get it. I’ve found that to be absolutely axiomatic.”
Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: From A to B and Back Again

I propose that one attribute of the production of those makers we call artists, historically and culturally, constitutes a kind of prosthetic activity to address an unforgettable and irreconcilable absence.
Richard Berger

Character is not cut in marble—it is not something solid and unalterable. It is something living and changing, and may become diseased as our bodies do.
George Eliot (1819-1880)

Videos August 24, 2016

Every Jason Statham Kick. Ever.

 

 

Images August 24, 2016

 

cliffdumb

 

openbottle

dogsmen

 

redneck

 

baconcheesewaffles

 

teadrinking

 

snoopyroad

 

Start now, have it done by Christmas!

Start now, have it done by Christmas!

 

 

armpitstars

 

soulcleansing

 

Remember Magic

Remember Magic

 

bansheewoman

 

 

seethruwoman

Perceptions August 24, 2016

“When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.”
Shauna Niequist

“There’s a bit of magic in everything and loss to even things out.”
Lou Reed

“I would like to become tolerant without overlooking anything, persecute no one even when all people persecute me; become better without noticing it; become sadder, but enjoy living; become more serene, be happy in others; belong to no one, grow in everyone; love the best, comfort the worst; not even hate myself anymore.”
Elias Canetti, The Human Province

Somewhere between inexcusable recklessness and expensive brain-farts. August 23, 2016

BMW

Yep, people just love to drive like dickborks when they come out of a car show and see a row of folks holding cameras. I know this because almost every post we’ve tagged “Cars and Coffee” is somewhere between inexcusable recklessness and expensive brain-farts.

Andrew P Collins Lucky M3 Idiot Leaving Cars and Coffee Is Lucky, Idiot

Shopping Carts August 23, 2016

DTG Shopping cart

Andrew Liszewski What Happens When a Shopping Cart Hits a Wall at 72 MPH

The world’s fastest shopping cart

Dodge Charger August 23, 2016

DodgeCharger
My original headline was “The Dodge Charger Scat Pack Turned Me Into An Asshole,” but then I realize that a car can’t really change someone’s character. There already has to be an asshole buried deep within.

It’s a hard pill to swallow. I used to think I was a pretty good dude, but apparently I’ve had a sociopathic, abrasive punk hidden deep in my soul—a side of me only recently brought to light by a bright red sedan whose only aim is to cover the road in burnt rubber.

David Tracy The Dodge Charger Scat Pack Brought Out My Inner Asshole

Classic Carlin, August 23, 2016

George Carlin – Euphemisms

Perception August 23, 2016

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Mark Rowse,
clergyman

“We bring forth weeds when our quick minds lie still.”
William Shakespeare, 1564-1616

“Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior.”
John Churton Collins, 1848-1908

“The important thing in life is to have great aim and to possess the aptitude and the perseverance to attain it.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832

“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”
Mark Twain

“Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.”
Robert Kennedy

“Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Social Aims” in The Complete Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
Louisa May Alcott,
writer

“If you are brave enough to say good-bye, life will reward you with a new hello.”
Paul Coehlo

“A man is not only happy but wise also, if he is trying, during his lifetime, to be the sort of man he wants to be found at his death.”
homas à Kempis

My life is my message.
Mahatma Gandhi

Joerg Sprave August 22, 2016

400 Joule: World Record Homemade Arrow Shooter